Tuesday, November 4, 2008

ALICE COOPER FOR PRESIDENT

NEWS FLASH . ONE WOLF DROPS OUT OF RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. UFO FACTORY ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA !!!!
HE'S BLACK , HE'S WHITE , HE'S A TOTAL NERD ,HE'S RICH, HE'S POOR, HE'S A SUPERSTAR . WON'T IT BE GREAT TO HAVE A PRESIDENT THATS ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN YOO??? TOO BAD HE'S NOT A MUSLIM , AND NOT IN THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND. NOW THAT WOULD BE SWEET !!!

PLEASE
VOTE YES ON PROPOSAL 1 -AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED GRANDMAS AROUND THE US OF A SHOULD BE ABLE TO LEGALLY GET STONED EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE CATARACTS.
VOTE YES ON PROPOSAL 2 - WE NEED DO SOMETHING WITH ALL THOSE EXTRA STEM CELLS LAYING AROUND, RIGHT ??

PLEASE READ-
IF FOR SOME UNHOLY REASON , YOO INTEND TO VOTE FOR JOHN MCAIN , LIKE YOU'RE CONFUSED AND UPSET ABOUT ONE WOLF'S DEPARTURE FROM THE RACE, AND YOO REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTED A MONSTER IN AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF ,OR IF YOO LOVE KLASSIK ROCK N ROLL SO MUCH THAT YR VOTING FOR MCAIN JUST 'CAUSE JOE PERRY (OF AEROSMITH) TOLD YOO TO. NO WORRIES , THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS . EITHER STAY HOME, OR WRITE IN THE HOMETOWN BOY AND ORIGINAL KLASSIK SHOCK ROCKER ALICE COOPER INSTEAD!!! HURRY.

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