WORST BAR NITE OF THE YEAR

WERE GOING TO THIS TONITE , YOO PROBABLY ARE TOO.
some of our city's best groops . STILL THE WORST BAR NITE OF THE YEAR.


LEE MARVIN COMPUTER ARM
TERRIBLE TWO'S
MAGIC SHOP
GARDENS
@PJ's Lager House 1254 Michigan Ave. New Detroit 313-961-4668 $7

NO UFO'S

UFO SEZ...CHECK OUT THESE SHOWZ ,IN NEW DETROIT :

SILVERGHOST w/ PARTS & LABOR and THE SUGARCOATS
(fuzz wave , some band thats supposed to be good , and stoney woodbridge jamz)
THURS. NOV 20 @ LAGER HOUSE


ARAN RUTH & KELLY JEAN CALDWELL w/ HEROES and VILLIANS
(acid sisters together again naturally and friendz)
FRI. NOV 21 @ CORKTOWN TAVERN

BLUESONG
(infinity brother jay on skinz , ross on the ivories, serious heavy jamz)
SAT. NOV 22 @ LAGER HOUSE

NEW FONE

HELLO TO MY FRIENDS AND TO THOSE WITH INQUIRIES REGARDING UFO FACTORY . I HAVE A NEW FONE . 313-610-6217 . CALL ME.
- DION D. FISCHER

TOLEDO SPEEDWAY JAM

well not really , but my uncle used to always talk about seeing heart (and how hot ann wilson was) and cheap trick . nothin to do on a tuesday nite . maybe this could be your very own TOLEDO SPEEDWAY JAM. tell yr kids about it.

ASTRAL GLAMOUR

FRI NOV 7TH 2008------>
F'KE BLOOD and TYVEK opening for the HOMOSEXUALS @ PIKE ROOM/CROFOOT/PONTIAC . ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY. KEEP ON TRASH D'JS ALL NITE. F'KE BLOOD IS ON FIRST SO COME EARLY. OK BYE BYE.

ALICE COOPER FOR PRESIDENT

NEWS FLASH . ONE WOLF DROPS OUT OF RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. UFO FACTORY ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA !!!!
HE'S BLACK , HE'S WHITE , HE'S A TOTAL NERD ,HE'S RICH, HE'S POOR, HE'S A SUPERSTAR . WON'T IT BE GREAT TO HAVE A PRESIDENT THATS ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN YOO??? TOO BAD HE'S NOT A MUSLIM , AND NOT IN THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND. NOW THAT WOULD BE SWEET !!!

PLEASE
VOTE YES ON PROPOSAL 1 -AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED GRANDMAS AROUND THE US OF A SHOULD BE ABLE TO LEGALLY GET STONED EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE CATARACTS.
VOTE YES ON PROPOSAL 2 - WE NEED DO SOMETHING WITH ALL THOSE EXTRA STEM CELLS LAYING AROUND, RIGHT ??

PLEASE READ-
IF FOR SOME UNHOLY REASON , YOO INTEND TO VOTE FOR JOHN MCAIN , LIKE YOU'RE CONFUSED AND UPSET ABOUT ONE WOLF'S DEPARTURE FROM THE RACE, AND YOO REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTED A MONSTER IN AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF ,OR IF YOO LOVE KLASSIK ROCK N ROLL SO MUCH THAT YR VOTING FOR MCAIN JUST 'CAUSE JOE PERRY (OF AEROSMITH) TOLD YOO TO. NO WORRIES , THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS . EITHER STAY HOME, OR WRITE IN THE HOMETOWN BOY AND ORIGINAL KLASSIK SHOCK ROCKER ALICE COOPER INSTEAD!!! HURRY.