Wednesday, November 26, 2008

WORST BAR NITE OF THE YEAR

WERE GOING TO THIS TONITE , YOO PROBABLY ARE TOO.
some of our city's best groops . STILL THE WORST BAR NITE OF THE YEAR.


LEE MARVIN COMPUTER ARM
TERRIBLE TWO'S
MAGIC SHOP
GARDENS
@PJ's Lager House 1254 Michigan Ave. New Detroit 313-961-4668 $7

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

NO UFO'S

UFO SEZ...CHECK OUT THESE SHOWZ ,IN NEW DETROIT :

SILVERGHOST w/ PARTS & LABOR and THE SUGARCOATS
(fuzz wave , some band thats supposed to be good , and stoney woodbridge jamz)
THURS. NOV 20 @ LAGER HOUSE


ARAN RUTH & KELLY JEAN CALDWELL w/ HEROES and VILLIANS
(acid sisters together again naturally and friendz)
FRI. NOV 21 @ CORKTOWN TAVERN

BLUESONG
(infinity brother jay on skinz , ross on the ivories, serious heavy jamz)
SAT. NOV 22 @ LAGER HOUSE

Sunday, November 16, 2008

NEW FONE

HELLO TO MY FRIENDS AND TO THOSE WITH INQUIRIES REGARDING UFO FACTORY . I HAVE A NEW FONE . 313-610-6217 . CALL ME.
- DION D. FISCHER
i got an iphone

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

TOLEDO SPEEDWAY JAM

well not really , but my uncle used to always talk about seeing heart (and how hot ann wilson was) and cheap trick . nothin to do on a tuesday nite . maybe this could be your very own TOLEDO SPEEDWAY JAM. tell yr kids about it.
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Thursday, November 6, 2008

ASTRAL GLAMOUR

FRI NOV 7TH 2008------>
F'KE BLOOD and TYVEK opening for the HOMOSEXUALS @ PIKE ROOM/CROFOOT/PONTIAC . ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY. KEEP ON TRASH D'JS ALL NITE. F'KE BLOOD IS ON FIRST SO COME EARLY. OK BYE BYE.
THE HOMOSEXUALS

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

ALICE COOPER FOR PRESIDENT

NEWS FLASH . ONE WOLF DROPS OUT OF RACE FOR THE WHITE HOUSE. UFO FACTORY ENDORSES BARACK OBAMA !!!!
HE'S BLACK , HE'S WHITE , HE'S A TOTAL NERD ,HE'S RICH, HE'S POOR, HE'S A SUPERSTAR . WON'T IT BE GREAT TO HAVE A PRESIDENT THATS ACTUALLY SMARTER THAN YOO??? TOO BAD HE'S NOT A MUSLIM , AND NOT IN THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND. NOW THAT WOULD BE SWEET !!!

PLEASE
VOTE YES ON PROPOSAL 1 -AS FAR AS WE'RE CONCERNED GRANDMAS AROUND THE US OF A SHOULD BE ABLE TO LEGALLY GET STONED EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE CATARACTS.
VOTE YES ON PROPOSAL 2 - WE NEED DO SOMETHING WITH ALL THOSE EXTRA STEM CELLS LAYING AROUND, RIGHT ??

PLEASE READ-
IF FOR SOME UNHOLY REASON , YOO INTEND TO VOTE FOR JOHN MCAIN , LIKE YOU'RE CONFUSED AND UPSET ABOUT ONE WOLF'S DEPARTURE FROM THE RACE, AND YOO REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTED A MONSTER IN AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF ,OR IF YOO LOVE KLASSIK ROCK N ROLL SO MUCH THAT YR VOTING FOR MCAIN JUST 'CAUSE JOE PERRY (OF AEROSMITH) TOLD YOO TO. NO WORRIES , THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS . EITHER STAY HOME, OR WRITE IN THE HOMETOWN BOY AND ORIGINAL KLASSIK SHOCK ROCKER ALICE COOPER INSTEAD!!! HURRY.